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Thursday, December 29, 2016

[Review] [Reaction] Flip Flappers ep. 12

The first video is the episode hosted on YouTube; if it's down due to some bogus copyright claim, hit the jump (i.e., click Read more below) and watch the second video instead.


Carlos and Dave review the penultimate episode of Flip Flappers. Carlos wants to take a chunk out of a certain garbage website's review of the last episode, while Dave remains more focused on Flip Flappers proper.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

[Review] Izetta: The Last Witch eps. 10-12 FINALE


Izetta of The End ends, and Carlos and Dave reflect on the show: pros, cons, amazing world building, missed opportunities, fight scenes, relationships, the works.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

[Review] Flip Flappers eps. 9-11


Conflicting emotions, romantic and otherwise, as Cocona, Pakika, and Yayaka approach Flip Flappers' end. Listen to Carlos and Dave's impressions of things thus far.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

[Review] Keijo eps. 9-11


Unconventional judo throws, sinking castles, the "Gates of Booty-lon"... What are we doing with our lives?

Monday, December 19, 2016

[Review] Yuri On Ice eps. 9-11

Before we get to the review, the awesome Andrea Ritsu posted this Twitter thread re: Yuri On Ice and the claim that it couldn't be more explicit about its gay relationships. An informative read.

And now our review of eps. 9-11.


Yuri On Ice draws closer to its finale. Carlos and Dave are both sad to see it go, but excited at what the last episode could bring...

Thursday, December 15, 2016

e091: Beyond Car Trek Trailer Young Title Justice

e091: Beyond Car Trek Trailer Young Title Justice



On a car ride home from Star Trek: Beyond, Carlos and Dave review Star Trek: Beyond. We also talk trailers, including Rogue One, and bring up the recently un-cancelled Young Justice.

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[Review] Steven Universe season 2


Carlos and Dave are all caught up on Steven Universe, but are behind in getting their reviews out. So it's omnibus time. Here's our review and impressions of season 2.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil s2e14: Bon Bon The Birthday Clown


Star vs. The Forces of Evil has truly been a mix of amazing and just okay, but "Bon Bon The Birthday Clown" is spectacular. Carlos thinks it's Steven Universe/Gravity Falls levels. Dave doesn't quite agree but he's still enamored.

[Review] Izetta: The Last Witch ep. 9


Carlos and Dave review episode 9 of Izetta, and things get even more dire, even more ominous, and oh noez...

[Review] Flip Flappers ep. 8


A Tron-inspired world, a potential ally among enemy ranks, and more about this "Mimi" person await. Carlos and Dave review yet another episode of Flip Flappers.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

[Review] Keijo ep. 8


Meteor butt drops and disapproving fathers await in this review of Keijo episode 8!

[Review] Yuri On Ice ep. 8


More Yuri, more Yurio, more drama, more unexpected developments. Carlos and Dave review ep. 8 of Yuri On Ice.

Friday, November 25, 2016

[Review] Steven Universe season 1


Carlos and Dave are all caught up on Steven Universe, but are behind in getting their reviews out. So it's omnibus time. Here's our review and impressions of season 1, from episode 6 ("Cat Fingers") onward.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

[Review] Izetta: The Last Witch ep. 8


We review episode 8, and things get dire, ominous, and super hella yuri all at once.

[Review] Flip Flappers ep. 7


Carlos and Dave review episode 7 of Flip Flappers, and its tantalizing non-heteronormativity makes Carlos both hopeful and scared...

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

[Review] Keijo ep. 7


Carlos and Dave review an episode of Keijo that focuses on turnip pulling. NO MORE QUESTIONS.

[Review] Yuri On Ice ep. 7


Did they kiss? OMG DID THEY KISS? Inquiring minds want to know in our review of episode 7.

Monday, November 21, 2016

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 eps. 12-13


Finally, plot! And pizza. But plot though! Episodes reviewed: Into the Wand, Pizza Thing, Page Turner, and Naysaya.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

[Review] Izetta: The Last Witch eps. 5-7


Everyone is gay for Archduchess Fine, apparently; Carlos approves. There's also cool vintage military hardware on this alternate history Earth; Dave approves.

[Review] Flip Flappers eps. 5-6


Flip Flap vs. nefarious other organization continues as we get a look at the past, and some ominous darkness that may haunt our heroes soon. Carlos and Dave break it all down, in their usual ineffective way.

[Review] Keijo eps. 5-6


Victory and humility at play in this pair of big, juicy Keijo reviews.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

[Review] Yuri On Ice eps. 5-6


Are you sick of hearing Carlos and Dave wax poetic about the virtues of Yuri on Ice? Neither are they. Enjoy.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

[Review] Miraculous Ladybug eps. 4-5


In Timebreaker and Copycat, Dave and Carlos learn more about Hawk Moth's incompetence.

Friday, November 4, 2016

[Review] Flip Flappers ep. 4


Yeah, we know ep. 5 is out, and we're a tad behind. Tune in next time for our review of eps. 5 and 6. For now, we watch ep. 4, and it's a nice little bonding episode between our two leads.

[Review] Keijo ep. 4


One does not simply run from THE ASS OF VAJRA.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Yuki Yuna Is A Hero (YuYuYu) SEASON 2 announced! Our thoughts...



SEASON 2 of Yuki Yuna Is A Hero, aka Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru has been announced! Carlos and Dave have some thoughts and impressions. And worries. Real, real worries.

Thursday, October 27, 2016

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 ep. 11


Carlos and Dave continue season 2 of Star vs. The Forces of Evil, and learn true fear. Also Star's supposedly strongest spell?

[Review] Izetta: The Last Witch eps. 2-4


Carlos sees yuri; is he hallucinating? Dave, on the other hand, sees opportunities to annoy Carlos. Izetta: The Last Witch doesn't annoy us, though, because it has SICK WITCH VS. PLANE DOGFIGHTING HOLY CRAP!

Yuki Yuna Is A Hero (YuYuYu) ep.12 retrospective/dub review


(We heard about the second season, and we'll have an impressions video up soon!)

Carlos and Dave conclude their retrospective/dub review of Yuki Yuna Is A Hero, aka Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru. Carlos talks a lot. Dave gets irritated. Both have clearly been in the same room too long.

Yuki Yuna Is A Hero (YuYuYu) ep.11 retrospective/dub review


(We heard about the second season, and we'll have an impressions video up soon!)

Carlos and Dave continue their retrospective/dub review of Yuki Yuna Is A Hero, aka Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru. In the penultimate episode, there's great awesomeness, and great sadness...

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

[Review] Flip Flappers eps. 2-3


We don't know exactly what we're watching in Flip Flappers, but we think we like it maybe? There's definitely cool martial arts and wow these girls reached Super Saiyan Blue in record time.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

[Review] Keijo eps. 2-3


Science? Tactics? Strategy? The boob butt battle anime Keijo continues with wonderful self-awareness and too much fanservicey fun. Both Dave and Carlos approve.

Yuki Yuna Is A Hero (YuYuYu) ep.10 retrospective/dub review


(Yes, we heard about the second season. Stay tuned; we'll have impressions up soon.)

Our retrospective into Yuki Yuna, and our review of its dub, continues as poor, poor Togo discovers some harsh truths about who she really is and the true nature of the world. Also Carlos has some fightin' words for Takahiro and also Dave who, per usual, Carlos threatens to murder.

[Review] Yuri On Ice ep. 3


Yuri vs. Yuri in a contest to see who gets Victor as their coach, and both Carlos and Dave are hopelessly, wonderfully hooked.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

e090: Goku Switch! The Joy-Con Future of Nintendo Black?

e090: Goku Switch! The Joy-Con Future of Nintendo Black?



In this partial crossover with our other show, Carlos and Dave Anime Rave THE BEST anime review show on the internet, Dave and Carlos talk about Dragon Ball Super thus far (spoiler warning!). We then Switch over to talk of a new Nintendo system, good and bad.

0:00:00 - Dragon Ball Super talk.

0:39:05 - Nintendo Switch discussion.

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Friday, October 21, 2016

[Review] Yuri On Ice ep. 2


The figure skating anime, Yuri On Ice, continues to impress in its second episode. Any doubts we had are gone; we're on board for this tale of two Yuris, a Viktor, and A BOODIFUL PUPPEH.

Monday, October 10, 2016

[Review] Izetta: The Last Witch ep. 1


Inconceivable: three new anime series, three fantastic first episodes. On this Friday, seemingly like any other, can Carlos and Dave make it four for four with Izetta: The Last Witch ep. 1?

Sunday, October 9, 2016

[Review] Flip Flappers ep. 1


A Friday seemingly like any other, and something unthinkable has happened: several first episodes of new anime have been consistently, consecutively good! Is Flip Flappers ep. 1 among them?

[Review] Keijo ep. 1


Of the four new first episodes Carlos and Dave saw this seemingly normal Friday, they're 1 for 1: Yuri On Ice was a keeper. Will Keijo be the same? Can swimsuit sumo boobs and butts be the stuff of greatness?

Saturday, October 8, 2016

[Review] Yuri On Ice ep. 1


On a Friday afternoon, seemingly like any other, Carlos and Dave watch four back-to-back first episodes of four new anime. What could go wrong?

They begin with Yuri On Ice, and are... well, a little surprised.

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 ep. 10


Hints of Tomco? Hints of Toffee's return? So many hints in an episode of Star vs. The Forces of Evil that unusually features very little Star Butterfly.

Thursday, October 6, 2016

[Review] Miraculous Ladybug ep. 3


Carlos, after apologizing for his jackassery last time, and Dave, delighting in tormenting Carlos per usual, continue Miraculous Ladybug, aka Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.

[Review] Miraculous Ladybug eps. 1-2


Carlos and Dave start watching Miraculous Ladybug, aka Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir. It's good, but Carlos makes a jackass of himself, something he'll pay a price for later...

Sunday, October 2, 2016

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 ep. 9


*BIG SPOILERS INCOMING!* Deadly games of Truth or Punishment and an unlucky bounty hunter await as Carlos and Dave review s2e9 of Star vs. The Forces of Evil.

More Star! More Marco! More Carlos wanting random ships! More Dave sinking said ships!

Friday, September 30, 2016

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 eps. 7-8


(Audio issues, as this was partly recorded on a phone, and partly on a good mic but in a poor environment. Apologies!)

More Star! More Marco! More Carlos wanting random ships! More Dave sinking said ships!

Monday, September 26, 2016

e088: Street Fighter V is Now Technically Malware

e088: Street Fighter V is Now Technically Malware



The title kinda says it all. We also talk about the Nintendo NX, Ubisoft, WoW: Legion, the latest Forza game's open world, Carlos' bad luck in traffic, Palmer Luckey's idiocy, PS4 Pro, Project Scorpio, and so much more.

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Friday, September 9, 2016

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 eps. 2-6


(Last season, we numbered the episodes wrong, attributing two to one. Corrected for this season, so this review is for eps. 2a to 6b.)

Babysitting tales from multiple viewpoints, a physics-defying bicycle, and more as Carlos and Dave review episodes 2a-6b of Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2.

[Review] My Hero Academia eps. 3-4 simuldub


We are like moths, drawn to the flame of superheroes. Dave and Carlos watch episodes 3 and 4 of My Hero Academia, aka Boku No Hero Academia, aka a really damn good show.

Friday, August 19, 2016

[Review] My Hero Academia eps. 1-2 simuldub


We are like moths, drawn to the flame of superheroes. Dave and Carlos watch the first two simuldub episodes of My Hero Academia, aka Boku No Hero Academia, aka a really damn good show.

Friday, July 22, 2016

Escaflowne ep.1 retrospective/dub review


Dave tortures Carlos with a surprise retrospective of the first episode of 90s anime trash Vision of Escaflowne. Listen to Carlos suffer as Dave cackles.

[Review] Star vs. The Forces of Evil season 2 ep. 1


(Last season, we numbered the episodes wrong, attributing two to one. Corrected for this season, so this review is for eps. 1a and 1b.)

Davaniel and Carlitos have finally been blessed by season 2 of Star vs. The Forces of Evil. The first episode starts with zaniness and ends with a formerly pathetic villain given new depth and formidability.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

e087: Mighty WarCraft 9

e087: Mighty WarCraft 9




On the way home after seeing WarCraft in theaters, Dave and Carlos talk about both it and Mighty No. 9 (more the former than the latter).

Carlos' initial impressions of Mighty No. 9:
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Sunday, June 19, 2016

e086: Naked Reedus Means No Girls Allowed in Zelda

e086: Naked Reedus Means No Girls Allowed in Zelda



E3 2016 is over, and the two fat guys who talk about things and the like have opinions. Shocking, truly!

Notable timestamps:

0:00:00 - Loads of E3 talk. Best of show, "where the fuck are they" ramblings, most disappointing games (like how Detroit: Become Human is actually a David Cage abomination), etc.

0:36:24 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and how Nintendo maintains its proud tradition of misogyny, stupidity, and ignorance about their own storylines.

0:44:51 - Death Stranding, aka Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus (the internet's preferred title), aka Hideo Kojima's next big release. Carlos and Dave have different feelings about this one.

0:51:13 - Other titles announced, some that may have slipped under the radar, others laced with controversy, etc. Games like Injustice 2, Tekken 7, Pokemon Sun and Moon, Wild Guns Reloaded, and KoF are talked about here.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016