* EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING *

SPOILER WARNING AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. Not for kids. Nor people who dislike spoilers. Nor anyone, really.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

e062: Two Oh One Five? 2015 Predictions About Friggin' Everything!

e062: Two Oh One Five? 2015 Predictions About Friggin' Everything!


(Apologies for audio issues.)

-- INDEX --

0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter
- Inducting Dave into the Wii U family.
- Top games of 2014 according to two fat assholes.

0:11:32 - Mailbag & Corrections
- Voicemails from Meowth900 (@meowth900 on Twitter).
- We bicker over FMA: Brotherhood vs. 2003 again.
- The Interview film and the Sony hack.
- The fine art of telling a condescending asshole to fuck off.

0:39:11 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos catch up)
- Carlos caves and added a single new WoW addon (Master Plan).
- Dave talks shit about Sword Art Online's second season.
- Korra and Asami are A CANON FUCKING COUPLE WHOO WHOO YEEAAH!

0:45:44 - Dave & Carlos Predict the Shit Out of 2015
- In addition to predictions, there's also general game/movie/miscellaneous talk.
- (0:59:22) Lots of Star Wars talk, including The Force Awakens predictions.
- (1:12:22) Political predictions and angry rambling, capped off with more game talk.

1:27:42 - Shitlord Saga
- Dave, for the way he eats Oreos.
- Hackers (not the movie).

1:30:04 - Parting Thoughts

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Monday, December 29, 2014

Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Mid-Season Impressions

Fall Anime 2014 - Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru - Mid-Season Impressions

-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Also we're doing a video retrospective and dub review on this! Check our site!
-- This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our mid-season impressions of Yuuki Yuuna Wa Yuusha De Aru.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

[Review] Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 7


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 7 of Sailor Moon Crystal!

Friday, December 26, 2014

[Review] Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 6


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 6 of Sailor Moon Crystal!

Thursday, December 25, 2014

[Review] Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 5


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 5 of Sailor Moon Crystal! (FYI: For past eps, we watched episodes 1 and 3 but lost our audio, so we started at 2 and skipped to 4.) Tuxedo Mask is still a bag of douche. And apparently a stalker.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

e061: Full Circle? 2014 Gaming Predictions Are Scrutinized Moistly!

e061: Full Circle? 2014 Gaming Predictions Are Scrutinized Moistly!


-- INDEX --

0:00:00 - Preamble and Opening Banter
- Including talk of Disney villains like Darth Vader and Thanos.
- BLUE COCKS?

0:05:43 - Mailbag & Corrections
- Nothing this week, but send us voicemail for next time!

0:06:02 - WHAT YOU DO!? (Dave & Carlos catch up)
- Dave's new Wii U.
- Carlos' mythical "list."

0:09:30 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me (Anime)
- Carlos' obsession with yuri.
- OH GOD Evangelion talk.
- Heteronormative bullshit.

0:14:05 - Shitlord Saga
- Smash Bros. clone characters (and clones in other fighters).
- Barack Obama.

0:20:37 - Timed Jumps & Fist Bumps (Games)
- Street Fighter 5 issues and other fighting game talk.
- Where the hell is DOOM 4?
- Chris Benoit, or can create-a-character features go too far?
- (0:41:05) Looking back at our 2014 gaming predictions (hear the predictions at http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/01/e040-2014-makes-most-man-moist.html).

1:05:23 - Parting Thoughts


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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

[Review] Senran Kagura ep. 3


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch the second episode of Senran Kagura, which Carlos hates... or does he?

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

e060: Anime! Video Games! Christmas! Tell My Wife I Said Hello?

e060: Anime! Video Games! Christmas! Tell My Wife I Said Hello?


-- INDEX --
0:00:00 - Preamble and Opening Banter
0:03:09 - WHAT YOU DO!? (ie, Dave & Carlos catch up): Includes rumbling over the title and long-ish discussion of the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens
0:23:04 - Mailbag & Corrections: Voicemail (and a correction) from @link6616, @meowth900, & @Absolutely_Daft (all on Twitter); huge thanks for your messages!
1:01:35 - I Hope Dave-Sempai Notices Me (ie, Anime): If you skipped to here, go back to Mailbag & Corrections for more anime talk
1:10:40 - Shitlord Saga: Carlos, Dave, Nintendo, Ubisoft
1:12:49 - How Two Fat Guys Would Do It: Quick musings on how we'd do a new Final Fantasy feature film and what games we'd turn into anime
1:22:10 - BONUS SECTION: Anime-vengers, and random rambling proving Dave and Carlos have watched too much anime over their lives
2:00:07 - Parting Thoughts

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Monday, December 1, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Retrospective and What's Next (podcast ver.)

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Retrospective and What's Next (podcast ver.)

--- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our impressions of Week 3 and talk about what's next for us and this little experiment of ours. (We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; visit them.)
Week 3 Final Results and What We're Continuing (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/12/fall-anime-2014-week-3-final-results.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Final Results

Hit the jump for Week 3's seeding and final results, as well as which shows we're continuing.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 3 pt. 3 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-3-part-3-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 3 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 3 pt. 2 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-3-part-2-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 2 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Saturday, November 29, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 1 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 1 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 3 pt. 1 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-3-part-1-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Part 1 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Retrospective (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Retrospective (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our impressions of Week 2 and prepare for Week 3! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-3-seeding-and-week.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 3 Seeding and Week 2 Commendations

Hit the jump for Week 3's seeding, how it compares to Week 2's, and Week2 awards/commendations.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 7 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 7 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 7 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-7-rankings.html


Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 7 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 6 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 6 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 6 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-6-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 6 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 5 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 5 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 5 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-5-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 5 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 4 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 4 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 4 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-4-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 4 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 3 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-3-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 3 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Friday, November 21, 2014

e059: Voicemail? Canada Crowns Itself the Shitlord Country!

e059: Voicemail? Canada Crowns Itself the Shitlord Country!


-- Index --
0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter
0:02:45 - Mailbag & Corrections: Meowth's voice mail (@meowth900 on Twitter) on TOO MANY COOKS, which you should totally watch right freakin' now
0:09:48 - WHAT YOU DO!? (ie, Dave & Carlos catch up)
0:13:57 - 2 Fat 2 Furious (ie, general topics) Part 1: Playstation TV, Amiibo storage, Ubisoft suckage, Blizzcon 2014, and more
0:53:51 - 2 Fat 2 Furious Part 2: Long-ass talk about Warlords of Draenor, the latest expansion for World of Warcraft
1:37:55 - Shitlord Saga: Carlos, Shigeru Miyamoto, Ubisoft (again), Sony (again), and the titular Shitlord Country that is Canada
1:54:55 - Parting Thoughts

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 2 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.
Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-2-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 2 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Monday, November 17, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 1 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 1 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


--- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 2 pt. 1 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-part-1-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Part 1 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Retrospective (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Retrospective (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- This is Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime; in this episode, we go over our impressions of Week 1 and prepare for Week 2! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-2-seeding-and-week.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 2 Seeding and Week 1 Commendations

Hit the jump for Week 2's seeding, how it compares to Week 1's, and Week1 awards/commendations.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 7 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 7 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 pt. 7 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/11/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-7-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 7 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

e058: Boretober Edition

e058: Boretober Edition


-- Index --
0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter
0:01:47 - Mailbag & Corrections: Adan's voice mails (@Absolutely_Daft on Twitter, who is starting a new podcast soon about martial arts cinema!)
0:08:34 - WHAT YOU DO!? (ie, Dave & Carlos catch up)
0:09:23 - 2 Fat 2 Furious (ie, general topics): Apple is scummy, Nintendo is scummy, horror games are scummy
0:25:01 - How Two Fat Guys Would Do It: Last Airbender Book 3
0:30:07 - Parting Thoughts

"Sword vs. Moon Rod" art by RedCaliburn:
DeviantArt - http://redcaliburn.deviantart.com/
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/redcaliburn/

Your home on the web for more of us:
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We have a tip jar! Completely optional, but if interested:
https://www.patreon.com/axelhander

Friday, October 31, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 6 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 6 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 pt. 6 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/10/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-6-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 6 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 5 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 5 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 pt. 5 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/10/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-5-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 5 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 4 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 4 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 pt. 4 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/10/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-4-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 4 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 3 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 pt. 3 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Rankings thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.com/2014/10/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-3-rankings.html

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 3 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Monday, October 27, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 2 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 2 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 pt. 2 of Carlos and Dave's look at Fall 2014 anime! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit.

Ranking thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast):
http://tfgtg.blogspot.ca/2014/10/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-2-rankings.html

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 1 Rankings Thus Far

Hit the jump for the rankings!

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 1 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 1 (podcast ver.) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Week 1 begins! We're going to do a series of video reviews on the Fall 2014 anime series! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit!

Ranking thus far (recommended for AFTER the podcast): http://tfgtg.blogspot.ca/2014/10/fall-anime-2014-week-1-part-1-rankings.html

[Review] Fall Anime 2014 Week 1 Part 1 (video version)


UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html

Week 1 begins! We're going to do a series of video reviews on the Fall 2014 anime series! #PrayForCarlos for having to go through with this. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit!

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

e057: Shitlord? Carlos is the Shittiest of All Lords!

e057: Shitlord? Carlos is the Shittiest of All Lords!


-- Index --
0:00:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter
0:01:46 - WHAT YOU DO!? (ie, Dave & Carlos catch up)
0:05:14 - 2 Fat 2 Furious (ie, general topics): we argue about genre, "objective fun," Hong Kong, all-female Ghostbusters, and more
0:46:48 - Shitlord Saga: why Carlos sucks, as well as Katara from A:TLA, Shadow from FF6, and the incompetent Guardians of Oa
1:01:08 - How Two Fat Guys Would Do It: Diablo 4
1:16:58 - Parting Thoughts

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Sunday, October 12, 2014

Intro to Fall Anime 2014 (3/3) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Intro to Fall Anime 2014 (3/3) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Intro part 3 of 3! We're going to do a series of video reviews on the Fall 2014 anime series, but before we do, we have some (audio-only) introductions to make, series synopses to go over, and trailers to watch! Listen to us do exactly that. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit! And visit http://twofatguystalk.com for everything about us and our anime review series, Carlos and Dave Anime Rave.

The 30 Fall 2014 anime series we're going to watch the first episode of, ranked from most anticipated to least:

1. Terra Formars
2. Akatsuki no Yona
3. Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
4. World Trigger
5. Madan no Ou to Vanadis
6. Kaitou Joker
7. Kiseijuu
8. Shingeki no Bahamut Genesis
9. Nanatsu no Taizai
10. Magic Kaito 1412

11. Ore, Twintails ni Narimasu
12. Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru
13. SHIROBAKO
14. Orenchi no Furo Jijou
15. Tribe Cool Crew
16. Cross Ange: Tenshi to Ryuu no Rondo
17. Sanzoku no Musume Ronja
18. Amagi Brilliant Park
19. Trinity Seven: 7-nin no Mahoutsukai
20. Ushinawareta Mirai wo Motomete

21. Sora no Method
22. Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso
23. Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai
24. Garo: Honoo no Kokuin
25. Donten ni Warau
26. Grisaia no Kajitsu
27. Gugure! Kokkuri-san
28. Ookami Shoujo to Kuro Ouji
29. Girlfriend (Kari)
30. Denki-Gai no Honya-san

Intro to Fall Anime 2014 (2/3) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Intro to Fall Anime 2014 (2/3) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Intro part 2 of 3! We're going to do a series of video reviews on the Fall 2014 anime series, but before we do, we have some (audio-only) introductions to make, series synopses to go over, and trailers to watch! Listen to us do exactly that. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit! And visit http://twofatguystalk.com for everything about us and our anime review series, Carlos and Dave Anime Rave.

Intro to Fall Anime 2014 (1/3) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave

Intro to Fall Anime 2014 (1/3) - Carlos and Dave Anime Rave


-- UPDATE MAY 2015: We're still continuing Fall 2014 Anime stuff, but as audio podcasts only (most of the time). See this post for details: http://www.twofatguystalk.com/2015/05/tfgtcdar-news-updates-whats-going-on-etc.html
-- Surprise! We're going to do a series of video reviews on the Fall 2014 anime series, but before we do, we have some (audio-only) introductions to make, series synopses to go over, and trailers to watch! Listen to us do exactly that. We got the anime series info from http://anichart.net; they're a great resource any anime fan should visit! And visit http://twofatguystalk.com for everything about us and your anime review series, Carlos and Dave Anime Rave.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

[Review] Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 4


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 4 of Sailor Moon Crystal! We watched episodes 1 and 3 but lost our audio, so we started at 2 and skipped to 4. Tuxedo Mask is still a bag of douche.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

[Review] Sailor Moon Crystal ep. 2


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 2 of Sailor Moon Crystal! We watched episode 1 but lost our audio, so we're starting here. Tuxedo Mask is a bag of douche.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

e056: Batman Sucks? JEM is Excitement that Wolverine and Kenshin Crave!

e056: Batman Sucks? JEM is Excitement that Wolverine and Kenshin Crave!


-- INDEX | 0:00 - Preamble & Opening Banter | 7:39 - Mailbag & Corrections | 14:47 - WHAT YOU DO!? (ie, Dave & Carlos catch up) | 18:30 - 2 Fat 2 Furious (ie, general topics): white game consoles, Destiny, "swatting," hype trains, iPhone 6, and more | 1:11:52 - Shitlord Saga: why Batman, Wolverine, and Kenshin suck | 1:21:13 - How Two Fat Guys Would Do It: JEM, JEM is excitement, then Starship Troopers featuring Ugly Betty? | 1:31:26 - Parting Thoughts

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

[Review] Kill La Kill ep. 25 (no sub)


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch episode 25, aka the OVA, of Kill La Kill! We watched it before it even got subtitled by anyone. Neither of us knows Japanese. Join our madness.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

e055: Women? Unacceptable Incursion Into Closeted Gamers' Lives!



-- Today's podcast is a doozy folks, and involves a lot of anger. INDEX >> How Two Fat Guys Would Do It: The Last Airbender Book 2 movie (Start) | WHAT YOU DO!? (39:00) | 2 Fat 2 Furious: Gamergate and misogynistic gamers, Brutal DOOM, Amazon, New 3DS, and more (43:20) | Shitlord Saga (1:38:31) | LOL Journalism (1:46:29) | Parting Thoughts (1:46:58).

Your home on the web for more of us:
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Thursday, August 28, 2014

[Review] Senran Kagura ep. 2


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch the second episode of Senran Kagura, which we would normally dread, but we saw this immediately after an episode of Steins Gate, and compared to Steins Gate, Senran Kagura is The Shawshank freakin' Redemption.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

e054: Introducing Two Fat Guys Talk; still about games, but other things too

e054: Introducing Two Fat Guys Talk; still about games, but other things too


-- We're Two Fat Guys Talk now! Which means we'll still talk about games; in fact games will make up the majority of our musings. But we'll also talk other things, like the crap going on in the world right now (Ferguson, Gaza, etc.), and how we would have made a Last Airbender Book 1 movie if given free reign.

Your home on the web for more of us:
http://TwoFatGuysTalk.com

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

[Review] Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we watch the first episode of Aesthetica of a Rogue Hero.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

[Review] Space Dandy ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we enjoy the fun craziness of Space Dandy ep. 1!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

e052: The Cartoon All-Stars are going to KICK TERRORIST ASS


-- Dave and Carlos tackle that all-important, totally gaming-related question: if another Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue special was made, what would it be about? Then maybe, if there's time, we'll talk about games or something, including the need or not for digital goods legislation, shady game retailer practices, and more.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

[Review] No Game No Life eps. 1 & 2 (and no more)


One day early! From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we suffer hard through something we're not going to re-visit: No Game No Life.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

e051: Relaxed MMO, game design, and Steam talk

e051: Relaxed MMO, game design, and Steam talk

-- Dave and Carlos, after several episodes of more lively talk, chill out a bit and talk about MMOs. Carlos doesn't think raiding is worthwhile gaming; Dave disagrees, but also doesn't (pardon?), and Carlos kinda-sorta understands but is bitter (o que?). Less throat crushing, more casual chatting. Also: game design, design-by-committee, the Steam Summer Sale, and more. Huzzah biznatches.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

[Review] Kill La Kill Final Thoughts & Dub Impressions


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really.

In this episode, we give our final thoughts on Kill La Kill and discuss our impressions of Aniplex's Kill La Kill dub preview.

Note: when Carlos edited this, he used still screens and images from Aniplex's official US Kill La Kill site (killlakill.com). This is NOT setting a precedent for future episodes of the Anime Rave, which will continue to be mostly clips from episodes and our reactions as we watched them. For this episode, it's just us talking after the fact, so this approach makes sense. We'll return to the usual clips and reactions style next time.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

e050: E3 2014 Thoughts and Impressions Galore

e050: E3 2014 Thoughts and Impressions Galore

-- Dave, Carlos, and friends give their thoughts and feelings on the recently concluded E3 of 2014! Some technical difficulties will not stop us. Listen, for we are observant and such.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

[Review] Kill La Kill Mid Season Review & Impressions


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us talk about Kill La Kill after having completed half of it.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

e049: Pre-E3 2014 Sexcellent Talkings

e049: Pre-E3 2014 Sexcellent Talkings

-- Dave and Carlos talk about this year's E3 (this coming week!), including predictions and wishlists and whatnot. This episode was released the Sunday before E3 week; tune in next Sunday (June 15) for our impressions!

Thursday, June 5, 2014

[Review] Kill La Kill eps. 2 and 3


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the second and third episodes of Kill La Kill!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Interlude: Godzilla Doesn't Suck!

Interlude: Godzilla Doesn't Suck!

-- No full episode this week. Please enjoy this quick interlude where Dave and Carlos talk about Godzilla!

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

[Review] Gurren Lagann ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first episode of Gurren Lagann!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

e048: Go! Friend Nebula!

e048: Go! Friend Nebula!



-- Explore Friend Nebula with Dave, Carlos, Kiki, Po, and Richie! Dangers around every turn, including round 2 of the female protagonist debate (with outside interference and chair shots), Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, Ganon's Triforce preference, how shitty Steins Gate is, and more! Plus a very special guest: the Burt's Bees guy, on beezin'?

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

[Review] Steins Gate eps. 1, 2, and 3


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first three episodes of one of the worst things we've ever seen, Steins Gate.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Evangelion and Transformers Crossover?

This is a short episode where we talk about the crazy upcoming Evangelion/Transformers crossover.


e047: Beware The End

e047: Beware The End

-- Dave is an asshole and Carlos has to put up with it. This is a completely objective point of view and in no way indicates that Carlos is the guy who writes these descriptions. Also: couch co-op games, Bethesda games are garbage, verbal spats, quintessential Nintendo bashing, and how digital game sales affect publishers/devs. Anger max!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

[Review] Senran Kagura ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first episode of *shudder* Senran Kagura.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

e046: Jizzing in the Lifestream

e046: Jizzing in the Lifestream

-- Jizz. Amazon Fire. Jizz. Humble Bundle key resellers. Jizz. DMCA. Jizz. Shitty remakes when enhanced remakes of the same games already exist. Jizz. The Playstation TV still isn't out here. Jizz. April Fools jokes. Jizz. Fukua from Skullgirls. Jizz. Megaman. Jizz.  Mountain Dew corporate scumbaggery at GDC. Game culture versus movie culture. Jizz. More Smash Brothers news. Jizz. Wildstar. Jizz. Transistor and Child of Light look cool. Jizz. ... Jizz.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

[Review] Kill La Kill ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first episode of Kill La Kill!

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

e045: Molyneux Clones Bought by Facebook

e045: Molyneux Clones Bought by Facebook

-- Dave and Carlos pander to potpourri lovers if they desire a potpourri of gaming topics being talked about by two fat dudes! On deck and fair game: gaming clones, Leland Yee, price vs. amount of content, Facebook Oculus Rift crap, Microsoft douchebaggery, and the debut of a new segment: the Peter Molyneux Shitlord Saga! Seek out not Lolithia, Cecilia, just get in my pants instead?

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

[Review] Revolutionary Girl Utena ep. 1


From the award-winning [citation needed] gaming podcast Two Fat Guys Talk Games comes the Carlos and Dave Anime Rave! It's pretty self-explanatory, really. Watch us react to and rate the first episode of Revolutionary Girl Utena!

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

e044: Female Protagonists Cost $50 Extra

e044: Female Protagonists Cost $50 Extra

-- Shoutouts first! If you like BlazBlue Chronophantasma and the tutorial series Guilty Bits, check out BlazBits: igg.me/at/blazbits. Also, Carlos has been doing short 10 minute-ish "Flashcasts" with Chris Weston, which you can find here: www.youtube.com/Cwest183/videos. That out of the way, join Carlos and Dave as they talk about the female protagonist (or lack thereof) controversy in gaming and specifically South Park: The Stick of Truth! They also talk about Sony's ridiculous price increases in Canada, the Amazon game console controller leak, and random boob/vagina talk. A short but intense episode!

Friday, March 14, 2014

e043: Gunvolt Striker Nukem

e043: Gunvolt Striker Nukem

-- The two fat guys who talk about games talk about games while being fat! Shaq Fu's rebirth, the Ouya-as-a-service paradigm, BioShock studio layoffs, Duke Nukem studio legal shenanigans, Keiji Inafune games like the recently announced Azure Striker Gunvolt, the new Strider, Microsoft Office for some reason, grimy-ass GameStop/EB Games, crowdfunding hype and the benefits of NOT being hype until release, the word "Steamify," and more are on tap for what is hopefully maximum listener enjoyment! SO ENJOY DAMN IT.

Friday, February 14, 2014

e042: Single-Word Trademarks Re-Imagined as Sonic Characters

e042: Single-Word Trademarks Re-Imagined as Sonic Characters

-- Dave and Carlos enter the crooked world of single-word trademarks, forced five-star ratings for EA games on the Google Play store, and a likely-to-be-awesome Sonic the Hedgehog re-imagining. They also discuss the newest feature of the Steam controller: buttons!

Saturday, February 1, 2014

e041: Nope! Where Have You Gone, Naughty Bits?

e041: Nope! Where Have You Gone, Naughty Bits?

-- Dave kicks a Blitzball on a beach and EXPLODES. His head lands near Carlos, who re-creates Dave with magic or something. Then they discuss Bravely Default's censored North American release... or is really "censorship?" When a game's own dev makes the call and/or if the end result is something better, is that truly censoring? Also Steam Boxes revealed at CES, WWE Network, the Nvidia Shield, and more!

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

e040: 2014 Makes Most Man Moist

e040: 2014 Makes Most Man Moist

-- Dave and Carlos ring in the new year with a set of predictions and hopes for 2014. Join them on their mythical journey through their battered dojo, the USA streets, the Chinese countryside, a ninja's HQ in Japan, Rome (for training), and Queen Noiram's chambers in Egypt.