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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

e087: Mighty WarCraft 9

e087: Mighty WarCraft 9




On the way home after seeing WarCraft in theaters, Dave and Carlos talk about both it and Mighty No. 9 (more the former than the latter).

Carlos' initial impressions of Mighty No. 9:
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Sunday, June 19, 2016

e086: Naked Reedus Means No Girls Allowed in Zelda

e086: Naked Reedus Means No Girls Allowed in Zelda



E3 2016 is over, and the two fat guys who talk about things and the like have opinions. Shocking, truly!

Notable timestamps:

0:00:00 - Loads of E3 talk. Best of show, "where the fuck are they" ramblings, most disappointing games (like how Detroit: Become Human is actually a David Cage abomination), etc.

0:36:24 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and how Nintendo maintains its proud tradition of misogyny, stupidity, and ignorance about their own storylines.

0:44:51 - Death Stranding, aka Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus (the internet's preferred title), aka Hideo Kojima's next big release. Carlos and Dave have different feelings about this one.

0:51:13 - Other titles announced, some that may have slipped under the radar, others laced with controversy, etc. Games like Injustice 2, Tekken 7, Pokemon Sun and Moon, Wild Guns Reloaded, and KoF are talked about here.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016

E3 2016: Sony Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Sony Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Sony conference at E3 2016.

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E3 2016: Ubisoft Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Ubisoft Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Ubisoft conference at E3 2016.

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E3 2016: PC Gaming Conference Impressions

E3 2016: PC Gaming Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the PC gaming conference at E3 2016.

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E3 2016: Microsoft Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Microsoft Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Microsoft conference at E3 2016, with its SIX TERAFLOPS and MOST BEAUTIFUL PIXELS.

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E3 2016: Bethesda Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Bethesda Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Bethesda conference at E3 2016.

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Sunday, June 12, 2016

E3 2016: EA Conference Impressions

E3 2016: EA Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the EA conference at E3 2016. Also some brief talk of Injustice 2 (not EA, we know).

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Friday, June 10, 2016

[Review] Evangelion Rebuild 3.33: You Can (Not) Redo


Carlos and Dave watch Rebuild of Evangelion 3.33, talk about their experience with Eva over the years, and at least one of them just... just freaking *loses* it.