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Showing posts with label E3 2016. Show all posts
Showing posts with label E3 2016. Show all posts

Sunday, June 19, 2016

e086: Naked Reedus Means No Girls Allowed in Zelda

e086: Naked Reedus Means No Girls Allowed in Zelda



E3 2016 is over, and the two fat guys who talk about things and the like have opinions. Shocking, truly!

Notable timestamps:

0:00:00 - Loads of E3 talk. Best of show, "where the fuck are they" ramblings, most disappointing games (like how Detroit: Become Human is actually a David Cage abomination), etc.

0:36:24 - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and how Nintendo maintains its proud tradition of misogyny, stupidity, and ignorance about their own storylines.

0:44:51 - Death Stranding, aka Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus (the internet's preferred title), aka Hideo Kojima's next big release. Carlos and Dave have different feelings about this one.

0:51:13 - Other titles announced, some that may have slipped under the radar, others laced with controversy, etc. Games like Injustice 2, Tekken 7, Pokemon Sun and Moon, Wild Guns Reloaded, and KoF are talked about here.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016

E3 2016: Sony Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Sony Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Sony conference at E3 2016.

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E3 2016: Ubisoft Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Ubisoft Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Ubisoft conference at E3 2016.

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E3 2016: PC Gaming Conference Impressions

E3 2016: PC Gaming Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the PC gaming conference at E3 2016.

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E3 2016: Microsoft Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Microsoft Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Microsoft conference at E3 2016, with its SIX TERAFLOPS and MOST BEAUTIFUL PIXELS.

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E3 2016: Bethesda Conference Impressions

E3 2016: Bethesda Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the Bethesda conference at E3 2016.

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Sunday, June 12, 2016

E3 2016: EA Conference Impressions

E3 2016: EA Conference Impressions



Our impressions of the EA conference at E3 2016. Also some brief talk of Injustice 2 (not EA, we know).

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Tuesday, May 31, 2016

e085: Pre-E3 2016 Predictions and Wishlists and Mega Man?

e085: Pre-E3 2016 Predictions and Wishlists and Mega Man?



It's that time again, where 3 Es try hard to get us excited about video games for the coming year! Also Mega Man designs and Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker in some kind of shitlord match.

Notable timestamps:

0:02:02 - The alleged "1.5" editions of the PlayStation 4 and XBox One, and hey look it's Carlos again proclaiming that VR is a cancer. Dave argues for VR's virtues.

0:20:10 - Dave and Carlos talk about the Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker thing. Evil all around.

0:23:46 - People are losing their shit over the new design for Mega Man in the upcoming animated series by Man of Action (Ben 10). Both Carlos and Dave figure folks should calm their collective pair of tits.

0:38:13 - E3 predictions and wishlists! Also why is Microsoft so good at building goodwill then pissing it away?

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

e082: What a Bleak, Horrible Future We Live In

e082: What a Bleak, Horrible Future We Live In



A lot of topics today!

0:00:38 - The "PlayStation 4.5" rumor, and how the 32X never stopped being a bad idea. Carlos craps on VR and 3D s'more, while Dave defends them, though even Dave fears what David Cage would do with them...

0:08:34 - Is E3 still relevant?

0:12:35 - Windows 10 is showing up as a required update in Windows 7 and 8, and if you have your system set to automatically apply critical updates, it's getting updated. We weigh in.

0:16:47 - Street Fighter V, Pokken, and rage quitting. Also, IGN's idiotic review of Pokken...

0:20:26 - Cross-platform online gaming. Microsoft's big announcement, and what it could mean.

0:23:13 - The Division, and sudden, day-before-release announcements of platform-exclusive DLC.

0:28:29 - Apple vs. the United States Department of Justice.

0:33:07 - Nintendo's excuse for why the 3DS can't play SNES Virtual Console games. A lame excuse.

0:37:19 - YouTube's Subscriptions view no longer shows you all videos; you have to manually load up the pages of each account you follow to make sure you're not missing anything. Dave has a theory about this.

0:39:19 - Edmonton, as represented in Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans. Also, speaking of obscure anime references, Argentosoma comes up. Jesus.

0:45:57 - Voicemail! Chris Weston (http://twitter.com/gameNpals) asks us about Lionhead and Fable and why Microsoft doesn't ever seem to learn...

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