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Tuesday, May 31, 2016

e085: Pre-E3 2016 Predictions and Wishlists and Mega Man?

e085: Pre-E3 2016 Predictions and Wishlists and Mega Man?



It's that time again, where 3 Es try hard to get us excited about video games for the coming year! Also Mega Man designs and Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker in some kind of shitlord match.

Notable timestamps:

0:02:02 - The alleged "1.5" editions of the PlayStation 4 and XBox One, and hey look it's Carlos again proclaiming that VR is a cancer. Dave argues for VR's virtues.

0:20:10 - Dave and Carlos talk about the Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker thing. Evil all around.

0:23:46 - People are losing their shit over the new design for Mega Man in the upcoming animated series by Man of Action (Ben 10). Both Carlos and Dave figure folks should calm their collective pair of tits.

0:38:13 - E3 predictions and wishlists! Also why is Microsoft so good at building goodwill then pissing it away?

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Saturday, May 28, 2016

Yuki Yuna Is A Hero (YuYuYu) ep.9 retrospective/dub review


MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT! Our retrospective into Yuki Yuna, and our review of its dub, continues as one of our heroes breaks down, hard. Then, Carlos and Dave have a long heart to heart on certain aspects of storytelling, and said aspects' inherent sexism.

Friday, May 20, 2016

80s and 90s Cartoon Intro Review pt. 1


Intros ripped from discs; found online, including sites http://retrojunk.com and http://old-cartoons.com/; and from various YouTube channels.

Are you ready for Carlos and Dave to review cartoon intros? Because Carlos and Dave are! Let's start with some 80s cartoon intros. Specifically: Mr. T, Dungeons & Dragons, MASK, The Smoggies, Transformers (Gen 1), Care Bears (the first two series), Thundercats (hooooooooo!), SilverHawks, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Dinosaucers, Spiral Zone, and The Legend of Zelda.

Friday, May 13, 2016

Friday, May 6, 2016

Yuki Yuna Is A Hero (YuYuYu) ep.8 retrospective/dub review


MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT! Our retrospective into Yuki Yuna, and our review of its dub, continues as troubling secrets are revealed about their mission. Carlos and Dave discuss issues of consent when it comes to being asked to give everything to protect your home, and how dishonesty through omission fudges that. It's a "roller coaster that doesn't end until it does."

Monday, April 25, 2016

e084: The Stopping Power of Soft Foam Darts

e084: The Stopping Power of Soft Foam Darts



A smattering of topics today. Notable timestamps:

0:00:00 - SSX Tricky talk, introductions, Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator demo talk, a whole bunch of School Live anime/manga mind scarring, random rambling.

0:09:51 - Carlos revisits his old eBook opinions on pricing and whatnot. Boy was he wrong!

0:18:00 - We revisit another old topic: Slender. We made an entire episode of this podcast dedicated to how garbage a mythology and game series Slender is. Have our opinions changed? Spoiler alert: no, they haven't! We also compare Slender to Five Nights at Freddy's.

0:21:44 - Dave brings up that it's awesome that Steam is seeing games that were formerly portable/console exclusive, like Code of Princess.

0:22:50 - Carlos says shit to piss Dave off, so Dave starts firing Nerf guns at Carlos. Did we mention this is an audio podcast?

0:25:26 - Where the fuck is Mighty No. 9? Also Kickstarter, tactical RPGs, and lots of Final Fantasy talk.

0:42:16 - Critical questions about the new Star Ocean game.

0:51:47 - There are a shocking amount of free creative/dev tools being released, from high end 3D game engines to animation software used by professional studios worldwide to enterprise-level art tools. We talk about both those and paid tools.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

[Review] Senki Zesshou Symphogear eps. 1-2


Carlos and Dave review the first two episodes of Senki Zesshou Symphogear, a show about magical girl soldiers and eldritch monsters and singing and unnecessary fanservice and such. Listen to our song!