e039: Predictifaction 2013

e039: Predictifaction 2013

-- Dave and Carlos look back at the predictions they made at the beginning of 2013, and discover they have no idea what they're talking about. Panda pussy. Xbox "720." Get (un)hype?

e038: Blizzcon Audio? Hear New Horizons of Burning Desire!

e038: Blizzcon Audio? Hear New Horizons of Burning Desire!

-- Carlos' mic was acting funny which lead to volume fluctuations on his end; apologies for that, but NOT for his and Dave's opinions on Blizzcon 2013! They also talk about other podcasts they listen to, including one Carlos recently was a guest on, the Pixel Response Podcast (EDIT - now at http://burningbarrel.co/)! Listen for love and glory?

e037: Boobspikes Lining the David Cage

e037: Boobspikes Lining the David Cage

-- Dave and Carlos welcome back friends for a spirited discussion on David Cage's "contributions" to gaming, intentionally difficult games, and difficulty spikes that ground our gears. We also learn Napoleon's TRUE nationality and obsess over Ellen Page a little, because she has a purdy mouf.

e036: Why? The controller that longed for death!

e036: Why? The controller that longed for death!

-- Something something SteamOS and Steam controller, something something "sexism" re: Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5, something something we need more female protagonists in games and fiction, something something PlayStation TV, something something timepants, something something god Prometheus sucked.

e035: Fashionably Late? Fat Guys Talk About Summer Stuff!

e035: Fashionably Late? Fat Guys Talk About Summer Stuff!

-- Recorded in late July/early August, and only out in September thanks to Carlos being a lazy asshole, the titular FAT GUYS talk about Dragon's Crown "sexism," XBox One self-publishing, the Steam Summer Sale, Carlos getting his ass kicked at Evolution 2013, and more! Truly, we are the sons of God, though Carlos needs to lower his mic gain so his heavy-ass breathing gets heard less.

e034: Three Times E = Interesting, See? E3M13

e034: Three Times E = Interesting, See? E3M13

-- After E3 2013, Dave and Carlos give their impressions on the big presentations, the games, and who did the best job shivving fools. The tag for E3 2013 is apparently E3M13, which reads like Classic DOOM level shorthand to us. God we miss Classic DOOM (or at least Carlos does)...

e033: Totally Late Pre-E3 Episode 2013 Edition

e033: Totally Late Pre-E3 Episode 2013 Edition

-- Recorded Sunday June 9 (before the MS/Sony/Ubisoft/EA events). Dave and Carlos make E3 predictions and spout off fanwank wishlists. Stay tuned for a post-E3 episode later this week!