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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

e036: Why? The controller that longed for death!

e036: Why? The controller that longed for death!

-- Something something SteamOS and Steam controller, something something "sexism" re: Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5, something something we need more female protagonists in games and fiction, something something PlayStation TV, something something timepants, something something god Prometheus sucked.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

e035: Fashionably Late? Fat Guys Talk About Summer Stuff!

e035: Fashionably Late? Fat Guys Talk About Summer Stuff!

-- Recorded in late July/early August, and only out in September thanks to Carlos being a lazy asshole, the titular FAT GUYS talk about Dragon's Crown "sexism," XBox One self-publishing, the Steam Summer Sale, Carlos getting his ass kicked at Evolution 2013, and more! Truly, we are the sons of God, though Carlos needs to lower his mic gain so his heavy-ass breathing gets heard less.

Monday, June 17, 2013

e034: Three Times E = Interesting, See? E3M13

e034: Three Times E = Interesting, See? E3M13

-- After E3 2013, Dave and Carlos give their impressions on the big presentations, the games, and who did the best job shivving fools. The tag for E3 2013 is apparently E3M13, which reads like Classic DOOM level shorthand to us. God we miss Classic DOOM (or at least Carlos does)...

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

e033: Totally Late Pre-E3 Episode 2013 Edition

e033: Totally Late Pre-E3 Episode 2013 Edition

-- Recorded Sunday June 9 (before the MS/Sony/Ubisoft/EA events). Dave and Carlos make E3 predictions and spout off fanwank wishlists. Stay tuned for a post-E3 episode later this week!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

e032: Xrd Box! That's ONE Guilty Hallway?

 

-- Dave and Carlos tear into the massive pile o' crap Microsoft calls its next generation gaming console, the XBox One. Join their anger, followed by delight at the teaser for the next Guilty Gear game, Guilty Gear Xrd. The pair cap things off by talking about the "hallway" concept in gaming. Informative rage-vision awaits?

Sunday, April 14, 2013

e031: It Watches Me Sleep

e031: It Watches Me Sleep

-- X-Box 720 rumor milling and musings over always-online DRM strike in the latest episode of Two Fat Guys Talk Games And Friends! Dave and Carlos welcome Kiki, Po, and Ziek back to the program via a time portal that gets the bunch pondering about time mechanics in games, but only if this internet connections keeps their microphones up and running thanks to the machinations of evil corporations or something.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

e030: Steam 4 PS Box

e030: Steam 4 PS Box

-- Before we begin, KEEP SKULLGIRLS GROWING! Visit http://bit.ly/XpecCt and donate if you're able. If you're not, at least pop by the awesome forum SkullHeart (http://skullheart.com) to discuss the game! That out of the way, we've got a double feature today; one podcast where Dave and Carlos discuss Steam Box theories and other related topics (like electronic purchases and the legality of what you "own" and also Dreamcast terror and pony fighters) and another about the recently unveiled PlayStation 4! Enjoy and be merry. (If you're wondering about the ep picture: Carlos got lazy partway through drawing it...)